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Name: Platch
Country: Mongolia
Gender: Male
Interests: I am interested in nething that has to do with flames and breaking glass or explosions or stuff like that.
Expertise: I AM AN EXPERT AT ALL THINGS SUCH AS DESTROYING THINGS.
Occupation: Legal
Industry: Art
Message: message me
AIM:  I
MSN: will
ICQ:  not
Yahoo:  tell
Jabber: you
Member Since:
8/26/2005
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| YEA VERILY YEA, LIFE IS GOOD. i got an airsoft, and luke, bry, sam and i all had a battle. lewey cometh on tuesday, which is wholesome. but now let us contemplate rengnot.
in the days of yem there lived a man named Artizax Philemon. he was a mighty man of valour, and he was amongst the mighty men of rezoph. his enemies attacked one day, but he slew them all with the edge of the yomuz, and piled their bodies between two sharp rocks, one called seneh, and the other bozez.
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| glix anopho quoth the great mojex pilezer. how right he was whan he said that. not very. neway life is good, but not too good. im in akron right now. i saw the naming of the new goodyear blimp, and heard the bottle of phobex smash against it, but lo even as zaccheus i couldst not see for te crowd, and no sychamore trees would expose themselves, so i settles with hearing the crashing of the glass. tommorow we leave for the devil's vacation area (atlanta) to do diverse and feculent things. fodus t arnacles abound, and life is terrible. | | |
| behold, oh thou that wait in the marketplace looking for the kind amn to give you a penny for a days work, INTO THE SALT MINES WITH YOU, NOW!!! luke got home, and that was very righteous. i just checked my bees, and they are doin xtreemly well. we even put another super on the hive, and we are getting another hive since one of them died. the school program is on thursday, so glix is manifesting itself through anatchels. we have wasted away in school for lo these many days, and now we finally get out on thursday. righteousness aboundeth, as do fegilence and feculence. abide al ye in the path of an upright and astute glix, and it shalt be as fat to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones. yomyom be with thee all. | | |
| (to the tune of deck the halls)
DECK THE HALLS WITH KLAMS AND KLAJES
REZ BLEZZ AND ROTCHULS
TIZ THE TIME FOR BLIMS AND VLAJES
REZ BLEZZ AND ROTCHULS
BUST OUT THE FEZ AND IRON THE TOGA
REZ BLEZZ AND ROTCHULS
CLEMULATE WHILE DOING YOGA
REZ BLEZZ AND ROTCHULS | | |
| THE WONDERS OF THE WEST-ED MALL ART MADE MANIFEST IN ITS WATERPARK!!!!
behold, i have returned from an great sojourning unto the sanctuaries of Edmonton. we went to the great waterpark in the west-ed mall, and it was good. I went down the great slide which is called sky screamer which derives its name from people who go down it, and get to the bottom so fast that once they get their scream out, they are looking at the sky. Anyway, i did not scream even as i did not scream the last time, but even as last time, i got wedgied. many other great things wert made manifest, such as laser tag, museums, and a trip to see an great stone building with many pillars where a bunch of fifty and sixty year old five year olds came and yelled at each other. then, miss darlene decided that it would be rightous to send us out on a mission that I like to call the Tarasian Steeplechase, from which i caught a cold, and am currently sitting on my butt because of a very stupid idea. The world is full of mojabs.
THE CHILDREN OF PETHAHIAH ART SMITTEN BY MALKIJAY AND HIS COHORTS!!!! THEN ROSE ZABAG SON OF KERSHOLMP WHO ROSE UP AND SMOTE THEM BOTH, AND THEN UP ROSE REMNAX BAR ACHAR ET ANAX T. ANUB AND DETONATED A THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON IN THEIR SANCTUARIES, SLAYING THEM ALL AND BRINGING THIS STORY TO AN END | | |
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